If UFOs are extraterrestrial, that’s good news!

The ETs will come in peace and will make excellent role models.

The latest wave of speculation about UFOs—which seems to have started three weeks ago with a 60 Minutes episode on them—should crest near the end of this month, after the US government issues its long-awaited UFO report.

If leaks about the report are accurate, it will conclude that unidentified flying objects—or, as the government now calls them, unident…